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According to local Minnesota beat writer Michael Russo, the fan Rypien assaulted has aquired the services of a lawyer.
The highlights of Russo's tweets:
Just had long talk with 28-year-old fan that Rypien grabbed: He is seeking a lawyer: "Bottom line, I was assaulted."
He spoke with NHL Security today, whom he had to call. The league has yet to call him, or apologize, he says
Fan: "It's been a long day. ... If my brother wasn't grabbing me, he probably would have dragged me over the edge. It's not right."
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I, for one, am amazed this fan is even still alive. Rypien was not only about to drag him off the edge before his brother heroically laid his arm across his arm, but what people don't realize is, that Rypien was planning on tying the man to his skates, running through the underbelly of the arena, dragging the man the whole time, until he got to a secluded ice rink set up months beforehand. In this ice rink would be a variety of traps and devices whose sole purpose was to torture, and eventually kill, this fan. After the man's death, Rypien planned to eat the body parts to not only hide the evidence, but to gain any powers the man might have.
Yes, thank god this mans brother saw the future in Rypiens eyes and acted accordingly. I will pray your lawsuit works out for you good sir, because in the words of my newest hero "It just isn't right." I know the pain this man is going through, as I myself was once bumped into in a crowded hallway. I was not able to sleep a wink that night. It was a long day for me. All I could think of was "What if he had thrown me off of the roof of a building? What if???" I wish I had had a brother to save me, but luckily the man was spooked off by god knows what, and he didn't end up killing me.
OR
You could just man up and take your 15 seconds of fame and have yourself a good story to tell at the old family re-union. Good lord.
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